Matchweek Preview, Week 23
BOOYA! Week 23 is here my loyal 13 readers. That's right we picked up a new reader just yesterday. So we're onto a bakers dozen. I know, shocking! Let's just all enjoy it until he figures out this...
View ArticleStart ‘Em, Sit ‘Em, Week 24
So, as we do every match day, we’re giving you our loves and hates for this week in a segment called Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em. You should know the drill but if you don’t, we each pick one option from...
View ArticleDefender Rankings, Week 27: Cresswell Cookies
Man this week looks skimpier than that time I was in Jamaica and some local guy said here you need to eat this plant. Needless to say the dress code got a little luminous with my WASP colored pigment....
View ArticleDefense Rankings: Week 30 – Bring Out Thy Hammers
Does anyone else find it eerily similar yet mildly amusing that both Thor and Bob Villa's weapons of choice are a hammer. Well it made me chortle to myself, like that guy watching those old tv sets at...
View ArticleStart ‘Em, Sit ‘Em – Week 31
So, as we do every match day, we’re giving you our loves and hates for this week in a segment called Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em. You should know the drill but if you don’t, we each pick one option from...
View ArticleDefender Ranks, Week 32 – Tasty Match-Ups for the Top 5
The keepers of the back end are here. When I used to have money I had armed guards protecting my back end. Now since I lost all my money in the frozen concentrated orange juice market, I am resolved...
View ArticleDefender Ranks, Week 33 – Nat King Clyne
Short games scheduled weeks are the opposite of the cat's pajamas. They are like the homeless cat's dumpster. Limited options, limited potential to transfer, heck we are all going to scramble to even...
View ArticleDefender Rankings, Week 35 – The Day After Tomorrow
What's disappointing, hopefully better next time and red all over? No not Ralph's twig n' berries it's Liverpool's defense. A day after screwing the proverbial pooch against the Tigers, I'm here to...
View ArticleDefender Rankings. Week 36 – Don’t Eat the Magpies, They Have Gone Bad
Advantages are what you take in your favor, and with two weeks to go you should be looking for anything possibly. Trends, injuries to key players and most importantly its no time to be a Johnny...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League, Preseason Rankings: Keepers and Defenders
I know you've been waiting for it. You've been speculating with your friends when it would drop. It seemed like you'd never see the day, but it's here. That's right the first annual Razzball Fantasy...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 17 – A Jordan Cracker
The return of the Pudlian skipper makes the midfield ranks for me a little more muddled. Liverpool is a team where you want to own someone. Not everyone is sold on the Brazilian dreamboat in...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 18 – Keepers and Defense
Back-enders on a holy week. On a short kinda-double holy week to boot. As always, it's all about the cleans. No matter what else happens, that is what augments the scoring for you. So a brief but...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 19
Short turn around week leads to a mass entry! It's like regular soup, but the condensed version. The biggest questions everyone has are: who... and if the players you rely on week-in-and-week out...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings – Week 23
It's so nice that I have decided to just do it again and just lump all the rankings together. Everyone hates waiting, so why make them wait? Week 23 seems to be a intricate match of the fantasy...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League, Week 25 Rankings
Short weeks, everything is crammed into a content-size tuna can. Some good stuff, but I keep telling you, it's actual real albacore. It still tastes the same, reads the same, still has the same value...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 28
Abbreviated schedules leads to a short week, which leads to less time for all my nine children. No worries though, as I don't actually think fish qualify as children, just don't tell the IRS. This...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 29
This stretch of games is like an O.C.D. paradise. Games two days off, then repeat. Three sets of games in no time flat is fun as hell if you love the fantasy footie game. Thing with this week's games...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 37
This is it my friends. I know that I am being semi-presumptuous that we are mates, but for the sense of suspense, let's just pretend that we are. And I promise to stop stalking you on social media....
View ArticleFPL Rankings, Week 38
This is it folks. The whole magilla. The end of the road and the close to a spectacular season of fantasy soccer here at Razzball. I want to express my gratitude to all the readers, commentators and...
View Article2016 Fantasy Premier League Rankings: Defense
The second phase of our weekly ranking experiment and the controversy of our rankings which weren't premeditated in anyway rages on. Three separate minds, all warped, yet sharp in their own special...
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