GW 4 Roundup: Kane Kills It
So I saw It over the weekend, and while I didn't even come close to crapping my pants in fear (thanks hangover!), I'm about 99% sure that Harry Kane's fear of August shares a creepy amount of...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 7
Rankings are fun to do in general. Add in the flavor of this week's fixtures and you have yourself some fantasy gumbo. I get that the City/Chelsea fixture is the premium this week but don't let that...
View ArticlePremier League Roundup GW 11: Cook Some Hadergjonaj
When the top three scoring forwards for a gameweek are a combined £16.4m in value and put up 25 total points, well then we gotta reevaluate how we are structuring our teams. Clearly goals are coming...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 12: Keepers and Defense
I wish the FPl scoring system was more like Oprah. You get a clean sheet! You get a Clean Sheet! Yes, even you get a clean sheet. Unfortunately it doesn't work that way, that just having someone in...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 16 – Keepers and Defense
The beloved clean sheet. Coveted by all, ascertained by so few. It is an allusive beast that lures you in with great match-ups and decent form and leaves you sobbing after relying on Bournemouth or...
View ArticleTransfer Tuesday, Week 31 Ocho Sink-O
Well my friends that time of the year is here. The time where better judgment and guessing when and how to use your chips. There is no right/wrong way to use them and anyone who says you are doing it...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 31
The things associated with this week all have curious ties to the number seven ...and Liverpool. So if Liverpool is Snow White than the other dudes this week are the feeble dwarfs. Seventh seal,...
View ArticleFPL Start ‘Em, Sit ‘Em – Week 31
We’re once again giving you our loves and hates for each week in a segment called “Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em”. You should know the drill, but if you don’t, we pick one option from each position. Pretty...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 35
Now that the double match week is just about kaput, we can get on with brass tax. The blank week is the the thinking man's week. Anyone can pick players with two fixtures and get luck. When supplies...
View ArticleTransfer Wednesday: Waiting for the Pool
As a Blues fan it pains me to type in a sentence that I am waiting for the Pudlians to determine the fantasy forecast of the FPL universe for the upcoming week 36. But alas here we are 5-2 later....
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